🔥 The Final Write-Up – Fleet Express Detail
The Vehicle's Not Getting Fired, But It Needs Corrective Action. Every fleet has that vehicle. It smells like despair, looks like it’s been stress parked under a bird sanctuary, and has cupholders full of sticky secrets. When the situation calls for more than a vacuum and a freshener, it’s time for The Final Write-Up. This is our express detail that rolls out when your crew’s chaos starts leaving evidence.
🧼 What’s Included in The Final Write-Up Express Detail?
🖐️ Hand Wash – Because swirl marks are a detailer’s nightmare, not a badge of honor
🐛 Bug & Tar Removal – Clear the battlefield up front
🧼 Clay Towel Paint Decontamination – Removes embedded grime that washing alone can’t touch
🦶 Tire Bloom Removal & Wheel Decon – Stop letting your tires look prematurely aged
🌀 Full Interior Vacuuming – Crevice-to-floor extraction, including the places drivers “forgot” food
🧽 Interior + Exterior Glass Cleaning – Visibility that says “we try,” even if your team doesn’t
💨 Funk Off™ Deodorizer Jar – Long-term stink suppression for long-term poor choices
🧴 Satin Sheen UV Protectant – Dashboard and plastics reconditioned and rehydrated
🧼 Upholstery Shampoo & Spot Cleaning – Because seat stains are never “just water”
🌀 Drill Brushing – For the crusty spots that forgot they could be clean
🧹 Crevice Cleaning – We don’t ask how crumbs got there. We just remove them
🌧️ Rain, Who?™ Glass Treatment – Adds visibility, repels water, and shows you care
🤔 When Do You Need The Final Write-Up Express Detail?
- A fleet vehicle smells like it’s part compost
- The driver uses the cab as a living room
- You’re trying to sell it but scared to open the doors
- The last air freshener filed for workers comp
🧯 Not Just another Express Detail - A Corrective Action That Works!
Our Final Write-Up is a targeted intervention using pro-level products that actually hold up to Florida’s heat, humidity, UV, and road grime. When the ride deserves a meeting with HR but all you’ve got is us… we'll bring the forms and the finishers.
Click the button and a certified Cosmetic Condition Supervisor (aka, our detailer) will schedule a corrective action meeting for treating upholstery in a manner that really should’ve violated company policy. It’s a smart move before embarrassment becomes permanent… or contagious.
🚨 Not Every Vehicle Needs a Write-Up…
Some of them just need a little... "coaching".
If your fleet isn’t quite a biohazard but definitely skipped a few hygiene memos, we’ve got milder options:
🗂️ Custom Fleet Plans
If your whole fleet deserves a file cabinet of violations, we’ll make it work.
Bundled service schedules and volume pricing for your professional offenders.
📉 Probation Period
If you're vehicles cosmetics are underperforming and need"extra help".
A fake-it-‘til-you-make-it refresh adding enough shine to avoid termination.
🍱 Interior Improvement Plan
For cabs that smell like last week's lunch and this week's regrets.
A cabin reset like a manager’s popping in for a surprise ride-along.
🤷 Meets Expectations
When you just need someone to show up and do something.
This fleet wash says, “We’re still in business,” without overpromising anything else.