🧼 Smear Clear Hand Wash: Improving the Carwash Experience
Your vehicle’s new favorite rinse ritual, our Smear Clear, is a quick and effective hand wash for those in-between detail days. It was designed for well-maintained rides that deserve more than a tunnel carwash, but need a freshen-up before the weekend. It turned out that it’s also good for:
• The aftermath of “just a quick snack” in the front seat.
• Impressing the HOA... or your ex.
• Removing 1 week of pollen or 2 weeks of procrastination (whichever comes first).
• Catching up after Florida weather said: “Surprise, it’s raining... again.”
✅ It’s everything your car needs to stay presentable and nothing it doesn’t. That’s Smear Clear.
- 🖐️ Hand Wash & Car Shampoo Bath (Foam shows up if its not busy)
- 💨 Crevice Blow Dry (no bad-drippy mirrors, handles, trims)
- 🧻 Microfiber Towel Dry (the thing's like a spa towel, but for your car’s curves)
- ✨ Streak-Free Exterior Window Cleaning (so clear you’ll double-check they’re still there)
- 🧹 Surface Vacuum of Floor Mats & Seats (goodbye yesterday's crumbs, hello respectability)
- 🚪 Quick Door Jamb Wipe Down (because grime loves a good hiding spot)
💲 Smear Clear Mobile Wash Pricing
Pricing is based on how much car we’re working with because washing a compact coupe isn’t the same as wrestling a third-row SUV in the Florida sun. No hidden fees. No drama. Just clean, clear pricing for a proper hand wash that shows you care. (Even if you don’t always act like it.)
| Vehicle Type | Price |
|---|---|
| 2-Door Car/ Truck | $49 |
| 4-Door Car/ Truck | $59 |
| 3rd Row SUV/ Van | $69 |
📅 Mobile Wash Availability & Booking
We keep our mobile schedule flexible because life (and Florida weather) doesn’t always cooperate.
We offer appointments 7 days a week in Cape Coral, Fort Myers, and surrounding areas, with morning and afternoon slots available. Same-day or next-day openings do happen, so don’t hesitate to ask.
🕒 Need an early bird detail? A post-work appointment? Just let us know . We’ll do what we can to work around your schedule, your garage, or your HOA’s rules.
📲 Ready to Keep It Looking Good?
Book your Smear Clear mobile wash now. We can add an Upglow Bundle later if you're feeling extra. Clean car, no pressure. Just results.
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✨ Need More Than a Wash?
Upglow Bundles are Evocative’s cheeky little shortcuts to looking like you spent way more time (and money) than you actually did. These upgrades pack a punch with gloss, tire shine, odor control, and more all bundled for maximum impact, minimal effort.
They’re fast. They’re fresh. But they’re detail-ish, not detail deep.
When your car deserves a little flex but your bank account can’t relate, grab the Upglow Bundle that fits your vibe. It’s the kind of “Bundle & Save” that doesn’t end in a forgotten login and a monthly charge.
🛡️ But If You’re Ready for the Real Glow-Up...
When it's time to hit reset on paint, interior grime, or just the general aura of neglect our full Detailing services go beyond the surface. We're talking deep cleaning, swirl reduction, interior purification, professional-grade protection, and that just-left-the-showroom feeling.
Because sometimes your car needs more than a quick refresh... it needs redemption.
🧭 Choose Your Path:
| Generally... | Upglow Bundles | Detailing |
|---|---|---|
| 🕒 Time Required | 5+ minutes | 2+ hours |
| 💸 Price Range | $15+ | $165+ |
| 🚘 Purpose | Light refresh & visual glow-ups | Deep cleaning, paint correction, reconditioning |
| ✨ Focus | Shine, odor control, wheels, trim, glass touch-ups | Every surface: shampooing, polishing, restoration |
| 😎 Vibe | “Look good without doing the most” | “Feels like it just left the showroom” |
| 💡 Best For | Maintenance, in-between details, quick upgrades | Serious messes, neglected vehicles, resale prep |
OR
➕ Need something else?
Whether you’re battling bug guts, brake dust, or the haunting aroma of mystery snacks, we’ve got à la carte fixes for whatever your ride’s throwing at you. Build your own detail vibe or go back and grab an Upglow Bundle if you want to save cash and brain cells.
No pressure. Unless we’re rinsing. 💦
| à la carte Glow-Ups and why | Notes | Price |
|---|---|---|
| 🦟 Splatter Patrolfor sticky substance removal | Breaks down sticky, stubborn splatter that regular washes just smear around. | +$10 per panel (hood, bumper, mirrors, etc.) because nature doesn’t always hit evenly. |
| 💧 Spots Happen for light water spot removal | For fresh spots sitting on top- not the ghostly ones etched in like bad tattoos. If they’re recent, we’ve got a shot. | +$10 per panel (hood, bumper, mirrors, etc.) because nature doesn’t always hit evenly. |
| 🧲 Dust Busterz for wheel faces deeper clean. | For wheels that look like they’ve been braking since 2022, we’ll scrub off some history. | +$5 per wheel, because sometimes only two of them have been out partying. |
| 🛡️ Slick Trick for exterior spray wax/ sealant application. | A temporary shiny shield against sun, grime, and betrayal by Florida rain. Adds gloss and protection that lasts longer than your motivation. | +$29 |
| 🐾 Fur Real for Pet Hair Removal | Your seats shouldn’t look like they’re growing a second coat. | Starts at $15, and increases if your car looks like it shed a golden retriever of its own. |
| 💨 Funk Offwith Grandma’s Deodorization Jar. | A fast, fragrant vibe shift. We leave one of Grandma’s handmade odor-fighting jars to keep the good smells going. | +$15 |
| 🧴 Satin Sheen for interior vinyl & plastic dressing | Wipe down your dash, console, and door panels, then apply a satin-finish dressing | +$15 |
| 🚫💧 Rain, who?for water repellent on exterior glass. | This slick treatment tells water to get lost- improving visibility and reducing wiper drama. | $10 – Windshield only $20 – All exterior glass |
| ✨ Sidewall Swagger for tire shine | A quick dose of rubber gloss. Looks rich. Lasts…a really short amount of time. | +$10 |
🖐️ Why Hand Washing Matters
Swirl marks, missed spots, harsh brushes- yeah, we don’t do that here.
Check out this video by Chicago Auto Pros to see why a proper hand wash is a smarter, safer way to keep your paint looking sharp:
Smear Clear is done by hand, on-site, and with more attention than your last situationship.