☀️ Sun’s Out, Damage’s Out : June 2025 Campaign
Florida’s sun isn’t just showing off this year. It’s on a full-blown vendetta against paint, plastics, and perfectly good pride. So for June 2025, we’re fighting back with our “Sun’s Out, Damage’s Out” campaign: one month of savage UV-blocking, tire-glossing, odor-evicting deals for everything that rolls, floats, or bravely parks outside. Expect angry-sun graphics, cheeky one-day flash bundles, and protection packages that cost less than your weekly iced-latte habit. Scroll down, pick your armor, and let June 2025 know your ride doesn’t believe in sunburns.
🤬 Still Reading in June 2025 but NOT Signed Up?
Quit lurking in the shadows like a swirl mark at sunset. Our inbox army already knows when the $10 flash deals drop- while you’re busy refreshing TikTok and wondering why your clear-coat looks like a stale Dorito.
If you enjoy:
- Budget-level bragging rights (Upglow Bundles)
- Last-minute gloss grenades ($20 off, one-day only)
- Roasting your own procrastination (because you WILL forget to book until we remind you)
…then smash the shiny thing below and join the list. Otherwise, keep paying full price like it’s 2010 and let your paint keep crying in 4K.
I Refuse to Be a Gloss Peasant:
🚀 Updated Website. Upgraded Sass.
We nuked the old site and rebuilt it with smoother booking, bigger buttons, and enough sarcasm to peel vinyl. You’ll now find our Upglow Bundles. They're unapologetically cheap cousins of real detailing to accompany a Smear Clear wash. Examples:
| Bundle | Marketing Spin | Brutal Truth |
|---|---|---|
| Welfare Wheels ($20) | “Luxury wheel treatment.” | One-night stand for rims and tires. Looks rich till the next puddle. |
| Dashboard Therapy ($20) | “Mindfulness for your interior.” | We dust, we spritz, you pretend it’s zen until the kids climb back in. |
| Florida Summer Starter Pack ($65) | “Ultimate summer protection.” | SPF 5 at best. Good luck against that 11 AM UV index, champ. |
Perfect for drivers who want just enough gloss to stunt on Instagram yet nowhere near the commitment level that might impress the mother-in-law. Ready to sample these frugal flings? Smash the Cheap Shine button 😎✨ and keep your big-boy budget on standby for a real detail when your car eventually files a complaint.
🎨 Coming Soon: Touch-Up Tag-Team
We’re gearing up to add factory-matched paint kits to our available products so those “mystery cart kisses” on your door won’t keep photobombing your shine shots. Want to play Picasso yourself? Grab a pen and dab away in the driveway. Prefer we handle the tiny surgery? We’ll be stocked and ready to swipe, seal, and send you off scratch-free. Either way, your clear-coat’s secret is safe (and your crop tool can finally retire). Click the Shop ‘Til You Gloss button to visit our online store:
💥 June 2025 Detailing Deals: The Sun Isn’t the Only One on Fire
| Date(s) | Deal | Code / Trigger | Why You’ll Brag About It |
|---|---|---|---|
| Now → Jun 5 | Waterless-Wash Refill $10 (≤ 32 oz) | Bring Your Bottle | Save water, save plastic, still flex. |
| Jun 3 | Bicycle Frame Ceramic-Coat $99 | — | Two wheels deserve SPF too. |
| Jun 6 | Donut Day: Welfare Wheels $10 w/ Smear Clear AND donuts ⇒ FREE Funk Off | Glazed bribery | Round treats, round wheels- both glazed. |
| Now → Jun 7 | Farmers-Market Pop-Up: 10 % off FL Summer Starter Pack | FARMFLEX | Book now, park near the kale tents on 6/7. |
| Jun 8 | Buddy-Book: 2nd Upglow Bundle 50 % off | Two cars, same spot | Because friendships shouldn’t smell like old fries. |
| Jun 9 | Heat-Advisory Flash: $20 off FL Summer Starter Pack | — | Beat the scorch before noon roasts your clear-coat. |
| Jun 10 → Jun 16 | Father’s Day Week: 10 % off Smear Clear AND any Upglow Bundle | DADBODGLOSS | Shine for Dad, budget for more ribs. |
| Jun 17 → Jun 23 | Humidity Horror Week: Cabin air-filter swap $10 labor (you supply filter) | Add to any wash/detail | “Windows down” season? Hard pass. Freshen up inside. |
💧 Waterless Wash Refill : Sip, Spray, Save
Florida’s humidity is practically free water in the air, so why blast gallons down the driveway? From June 1 – 5 we’ll refill any spray bottle up to 32 oz for just $10. Bring your crusty old bottle, flex your eco halo, and leave with enough waterless wash to sparkle six normal cars or one teenager’s daily disaster.
Why you’ll brag:
- Uses < 32 oz per wash (Mother Nature high-fives you).
- No runoff, no HOA hate mail.
- Smells better than that mystery puddle under the seat.
📺 Celebrate World Environment Day by watching us prove you can clean a car with less water than a latte. Catch the YouTube premiere on June 5 and you may see:
- Water-Meter Smackdown. Watch us use less water than a single goldfish’s tank.
- Waterless Wash, Explained. We break down the chemistry in plain English (and smaller words for ourselves) so even we can remember why it works.
- When to Use What. A rapid-fire guide to picking traditional vs. waterless vs. “call us because you let seagulls host a buffet on your hood.” Spoiler: we roast our own procrastination habits, too.
🔔 Subscribe now so you don’t miss the eco roast and don’t forget to bring your bottle June 1-5 to score that $10 refill. 🌿🚗✨
🌾 FARMFLEX Pop-Up: Shine While You Shop
We’ll be circling the Cape Coral farmer's market on Saturday, June 7, poised for mobile detailing like a farmer ready for first light and fresh harvest. Picture this: you’re loading organic kale and artisanal kettle corn into your trunk after our rig just turned your paint into a farmers-market showpiece. Win win.
How it works:
- Book a Florida Summer Starter Pack todaywith a Smear Clear mobile wash.
- Choose any 8 AM – 1 PM slot on 6/7 and for location enter: Cape Coral Farmers Market in Cape Coral, FL 33904.
- We’ll tack the ✨FARMFLEX✨ discount onto your invoice for 10% off the Upglow Bundle.
Secure your “shine-while-you-shop” slot now because clean cars and farm-fresh produce are both best served before the heat kicks in. 🛒🚗💦